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Yearbooks are coming out soon
I want to nominate my friends, as a whole, for “most unresolved sexual tension”
For All You Metalheads
End of popcorn play
Deep-fry the fillet
I’m your source of breaded chicken
get some nuggets here
Your order, it is near
now your pulse will start to quicken
Taste and you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
Batter feeding you
Come crawling faster
The nugget master
Or have some pasta
We’re nugget masters
Masters!
[Chorus]
Master of nuggets, We’re frying up wings
Cutting off rinds and tenderizing
fed up by me, you won’t need a thing
Just call for wings and I’ll hear you scream
Master! Master!
Just call for wings and I’ll hear you scream
Master! Master!
Meal’s on its way
As long as you have paid
Wings and breasts are coming clearer
Meal monopoly
Ritual buttering
now your breakfast’s drawing nearer
Taste and you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
Batter feeding you
Come crawling faster
The nugget master
Or have some pasta
We’re nugget masters
Masters!
[Chorus]
Master! Master!
Where’s the nuggets I’ve been after!
Master! Master!
Ordered, only lines!
Batter! Batter!
All I see or smell is batter!
Batter! Batter!
Battering my fries!
Feed me!
The flavor’s worth all that
Naturally free of fat
Add some lime to make it seasoned
Grab a bag of Lay’s
order in a daze
Get some ice cream it is freezing
We will sell you pie
We won’t pass you by
We will serve you food
Have this coupon too
Come crawling faster
The nugget master
Or have some pasta
We’re nugget masters
Masters!
[Chorus]
And Now, An Alliterative Summary of the Presidential Race
Reviled republican Romney rethinks relegated role, runs regardless.
Ongoing Obama obviously obsessing over opinion, overtly obstructing obtrusive oratory.
Seceding Santorum’s search silliness still scares staffers, surprisingly.
Great grandfatherly gargantuan Gingrich greets government grind, gets grim.
Perpetual primary pretender Paul promises progressive proposals, preposterous presidency.
